I can’t sing, I can’t paint and I can’t write how I feel, so all I have left is poop to express myself. - Bobby Caputo
I’ve
got to tell you something. I am a multitasker.
Are
you surprised? LOL
So
now I’ve REALLY got to tell you something… I brush my teeth while going to the
bathroom. Gross right? I do NOT talk on the phone while going pee but I do
brush my teeth. Sometimes I try to brush my teeth while I wash my face, but it
never seems to work.
I
always wonder how single moms or dads do it. They must be wicked multitaskers.
My girlfriend has 3 kids, 4 months to almost 5, her husband is a helicopter
pilot and is gone for days at a time. When I look at her I wonder “how do you
do it?” I am amazed by her and she is like, yeah this is a breeze… well that’s
what I see anyways LOL.
This
brings me to this past weekend.
On
Saturday night Ninja, his Dad and my Dad went to Hopscotch in Kelowna. It is a
Scotch tasting festival. They waved goodbye at 5pm and merrily went on their
way letting me know that they would text 1 hour in advance before they needed
picked up. No problem, I am with the kids all day by myself J
So
we had dinner, we sang, we danced and we played Simon Says, btw this is best trick to
get kids to do things LOL.
Bath
time. OK, so we don’t have a bath but as you know, a huge steam shower,
this makes bathtime
difficult. So we all get in and I get the kids all washed! Success! Then I squeegee
and tell HBear to get out and start getting dried. I look at SBean and leave
her in the shower seated and playing with a Barbie and I get out to get dry
quickly too.
I
don’t even want to admit to this next part, in fact both kids may never forgive
me for telling this story but seriously? I HAVE to! LOL
So,
I hear a gagging noise and I look into the big glass shower and SBean is
gagging on something. What could she possibly find in a clean shower?
Then
I see it…
Then
I gag…
She
pooped, and she was eating it. I saw the beans and the carrots and even yesterday's broccoli!!!
Shit. Literally.
My
wet hair is swinging in my face and my towel is falling down and I am picking
her up and scooping in her mouth. She must not have liked it… duh because there
isn’t any in her mouth but there is a yellow stream of... shit, running down her nice clean body. I start
spraying her down and cleaning up the shower while almost crying and then I
hear HBear say, “oooppps sorry Mommy.”
I
freeze. That's not good. What now?
I
glance over my shoulder and see her standing in the middle of the room with her
legs spread and she is putting cream… up her!
“WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?” Yes, I admit it I yelled… loudly. I was so frazzled, SBean was
crying… loudly and HBear is like, all up in her business.
“I
told you we don’t put things in our peach!” (I am not one of those moms that
use the technical words for things lol) “That
is why you are itchy there! Please stop!”
“Mommy
it IS itchy! Get it off!”
So
now I have both girls in the shower rewashing them. OMG
By
the time I got them dressed it was time to go to my mother-in-law’s. I called her
and asked… “do you have coffee on?” LOL
Can
you freaking believe it? WTF???? Man, that is a story for her wedding day LOL
or maybe not J
Yesterday
we had our annual hockey draft. It is our 4th annual pool and we
have friends and family from Winnipeg, Calgary and Penticton involved. We do it via text and it is fun! I have won the past 2 years so I guess that makes it
even more fun!
HBear got to watch Charlotte's Web 2!!! Notice the fingers? Yup, we are back to that *sigh* |
I
always use my lucky Jesus pencil… isn’t it hilarious?!? Ninja got it from a friend in ATC! HAHA
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half season alternates are:
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I
am happy with my picks except my goalie. I meant to say Niemi and Crawford came
out! Ninja would not let me change my pick!! Competitive much? LOL
Today
is purple day…
And
we are having leftovers. Ninja made a roast last night with our new cow. I have
to say she is a goody J We also had mashed potatoes, Yorkshire puddings, mashed turnip and thyme carrots!
For
dessert we had “cherry cheesecake”. Yeah, so Ninja wanted to cheer me up this
weekend, Mom’s birthday hit me the next day (whon whon), so he made my favorite
no bake cheesecake. Mom made it for me and he wanted to try. KEY word TRY! So,
he used cream cheese, condensed milk and lemon juice. I use Cool Whip, cream cheese
and icing sugar. Difference? Ummmm. When I looked at it, I asked him where the
graham crust was?
The
store didn’t have any. OOOOOOOOK.
How
long did you bake the Tenderflake, it looks a bit light?
You
are supposed to bake it? OOOOOOOOOK
Yup,
so yesterday we bought graham shells because apparently the store had them the
next day! Ninja poured it all in there, and we ate it. LOL He tried and THAT is
what counts! LOL
Today I went out to the garage and smelled something. OMG I realized I hadn’t
used my 20 lbs of Roma tomatoes yet!!! What an idiot! Unfortunately I had to
throw lots out but I did manage to clean, cut, bag and freeze 9 bags of
15oz tomatoes.
While
I cut SBean ate some homemade 12 bean soup… she is very independent and even if
I give it to her off the spoon, she spits it out and picks it up herself J
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